welcome to the Frass Lands..
Hello! My name is Tawby. Tawby! What kind of a name is that! It's a southern name; thank you very much! What is your name? My name is GreenHornz! Is this your first time on the leaf GreenHornz? Yes! Right on little dude. Congratulations and GOOD LUCK! Why did you say it like THAT? Why will I need good luck? Well GreenHornz, it's like this dude. You and I are what Frassologists call catalpa worms and we live in a continuous cycle of transformation and we become a small winged creature called a Sphinx. What's a Sphinx? I can't describe it little feller, you're gonna have to wait and see it to believe it. In only fourteen moons you will be as big as I am and not too many moons from now I will be flying around the leaves of the Catalpa trees throughout the entire Valley, instead of crawling.. How do I get that big? C'mon Tawby, tell me, how do I get that big? You see all of that green candy hanging from the tree branches? I see em Tawby. Good, they are called leaves, now start eating them as fast as you can. Consider that lesson one! What ya waiting for little dude, quit wasting time and get to eating those leaves. Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Yumser scoodle snackers! Mmmm! This must be the best candy in the Eco-System exclaimed GreenHornz! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Tawby, what happens when we turn into a Sphinx? Your not fat enough to launch frass with the KatawbaWormz! KatawbaWormz! Frass! What are you talking about Tawby? shhhhh, listen....
Keep your eyes open GreenHornz, your fixing to find out what FRASS BLASTING is all about. Status on the leaf just went to GREEN. The frass lands are being invaded by the non-natives; they gobble up little fellers in a hurry and they drill holes in the fat catalpa worms and lay their eggs inside of us, once inserted, we can't stop them from growing and that's not the way you want to end a cycle but it happens to the best worms on the tree. Frassologists at the Out-House dispatched the Frass Blasting Force and they should land on the leaves any second. Don't let go of that leaf GreenHornz and don't stop munching that candy! WHAT IS THAT? They're called Whisperz and they are going to do some serious chomping on the little fellers. After their afternoon snack they'll take some of us to a place called the Nest. All of the worms on the leaf live by a creed, what goes on in the Nest, stays in the Nest. What is all of that buzzing noise, why is it getting louder? It's getting louder because the swarm is getting closer. Tawby, why are you blowing your stomach up like a large balloon? Because I'm fixing to Blast a little Frass! I have the ability to increase my blood pressure this MUCH! Can I do that, how do I do that? C'mon Tawby, tell me how to blow my stomach up like you. Chill out little feller, I'll give you the scoop on all the poop. First, close your mouth GreenHornz, now blow as hard as you can. Did you feel that? Yes, my buttocks wiggled a little bit. Congrats GreenHornz! You discovered the second step needed to survive on the leaf. Look GreenHornz, between the two limbs. BaaM! BaaM! Did I see what I saw? Did you just blow dodo all over that dude? Roger that GreenHornz! 100% pure catalpa worm poop; my burner barrel blaster. How did you like that? That has to be the grossest thing I have ever seen, but effective! It's only the beginning GreenHornz, you are crawling on a never ending frass blasting adventure, the dawn of a new stanking adventure is here! Why are the worms with black strips climbing to the top side of the leaf, Tawby? They go to the top of the leaf to protect you. They have earned their stripes and are honored to battle the non native Parastoidz. Start rocking your head back and forth, now take four bites as fast as you can, as you rock back swallow, again, rock to the leaf and take four bites as fast as you can, as you rock back swallow, again and again and again...this is called the Catalpango. You have to feel the rhythm GreenHornz! Baam! Baam! Baam! Baam! That was close, great shooting Tawby! Keep munching those leaves little dude, they will build the muscles you need to climb to the top of the leaf. Look over their GreenHornz, you see that fat daddy climbing on the branch? Yes! Wow! Look at how he moves up the branch, that my boy is a smooth smooth catalpa worm. Keep on Rocking GreenHornz! By the time you earn your stripes you will be chewing 66 bites in the same amount of time that it takes you to chew four and you will have a lot more wiggle in your crawl. You can use your blood pressure to push the leaves into the frass sack after you swallow. When the frass sack is full you will have earned your stripes, then you will be strong enough to use that blood pressure to blast some real Frass. Don't stop rocking and don't stop chewing! One thing is certain on the leaf GreenHornz, no matter how many times you cycle, and it may be 16 years before you transform into a Sphinx, catalpa worms are the coolest dudes on the leaves. So, strut your stuff and wiggle those stripes. Well GreenHornz! Doodie calls! I'm going to the top of the leaves to fling a little frass with the KatawbaWormz and enjoy this Frass Blasting adventure. I'll see you on the flip side! I want to see the KatawbaWormz shouted GreenHornz!!! (Hours later) Hmmm! Now where did GreenHornz end up? GreenHornz! Hey little feller, your not looking too good. What happened? Some big dude with a white face and giant wings took my frass sack, he landed right here and smiled real big, then he bit off my buttocks, turned and smiled again. He said that he would be back in a little while and then he jumped into the sky. Why can't I jump into the sky like he did? They took so many of the striped ones! What are we going to do Tawby? Take it easy little feller, everything is going to be okay.
Recess GreenHornz! That is what we are going to do and lots of it. Didn't you hear the alert sounded by the Frassologists? Yes. Status on the leaf is pale GREEN! One thing you can count on while living on the leaf is that we are on recess 24 hours a day. But, what about that big dude? Don't get too excited GreenHornz. Did you feel anything when that big dude bit into your buttocks? Nope! Okay, then it's time for you to enjoy the adventure. When he comes back, I want you to spray him with your Frass Gas. FRASS GAS! What is, oh I see what it is, or should I say I smell what it is. Bingo! We have a Frasser in the Out-House! Here GreenHornz, Smell This! Flrrrrrrp! Dude! That is rank! Baam! Baam! Baam! Baam! Nice shooting Tawby! Look at it on the bright side GreenHornz, you ain't in the Nest. And, I'm guessing that big dude won't have the chance to gobble you up after all, the picnic ants are already on the limbs and marching this way. They like to pick up any remaining leftovers on the leaves. Well Green One, it's time for me to go back up top, Hang in there! Get It! Hang in there! After this Frass-Con I want to hear all about your first adventure on the leaf. Four moons later, Hmmm! Now where did that little feller end up this time? GreenHornz! Tawby! TAWBY, dude, your so long and fat and you have the coolest stripes. Thank you GreenHornz, I must admit that I'm mighty proud of my stripes. How many bites can you eat in one second? I'm up to 64 bites, said Tawby. 64! That is too cool! I bet your blasting your frass further. You got that, and a lot more of it. Get a load of this, BaaaaaaaaaM! BaaaaaaaaaM! BaaaaaaaaaM! BaaaaaaaaaM! BaaaaaaaaaM! BaaaaaaaaaM! BaaaaaaaaaM! That's my version of a military barrel blast, guaranteed to blast frass up to 70 leaves! When I get my stripes, I want to frass like you Tawby! Don't worry GreenHornz, eventually you will be a big time Frasser. Now, tell me about your first adventure GreenHornz! Well, after you left me hanging! The picnic ants formed a circle around me, they were making fun of me and calling me little Tawby. I've been down that limb many times little dude, said Tawby! I thought I was ant meat, said GreenHornz! I would have been if that big dude hadn't come back for the rest of his afternoon snack. He was delighted to see all of the ants on the leaf, so he carried four of them away. What a break for me! The rest of them scattered down the tree in a hurry, except for one feller. He told me his name was Scout and that I was safe, at least for two more moons. I asked him why only two moons, he said, that's when the clouds will come, we'll wait to eat you then! Great, here I am hanging upside down on the bottom of a leaf, talking with Scout who plans to eat me in two moons and a big dude that plans to chomp on my buttocks some more. I hope your enjoying hearing about my first frass flinging adventure Tawby, or should I call you Fat One? BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmMMMM! Dude, I was only kidding!
Sorry GreenHornz, didn't mean to put you six barrels under, but your setting this one out! It's time for you to play a little hide and seek with these non-natives. So, stick your head back down in that pile of Frass before they land on the leaves. You've got to be kidding me, I'm hiding in a pile of your poop! I can't wait to get my stripes! C'mon Tawby, let me out of this pile of frass! I want to see the KatawbaWormz frass blasting action! Okay little dude, you can play a little peek-a-boo and watch some of the frass blasting, just keep at least knee deep in that frass! Status on the leaf is puke green. The leaves are fixing to be covered with catalpa worm puke. When the non natives land on the leaves they will become one with the leaf, it's a pretty cool frass trap. It's our peace offering to the Speckled Spiders that crawl on the leaf. In return, they leave our little ones unharmed and combat the non native spiders looking to munch on the little fellers. Hours later. Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm? So many piles of frass! Where is that little dude? GreenHornz! GREENHORNZ! GREENHORNZ!
Hello I'm GreenHornz, who are you? LaMuleDaMor is my name, welcome to Nick-A-Jack Lake! The Speckled Spiders are at your service little feller. Are you going to chomp on my buttocks? No little dude, I'm not going to munch on your buttocks, I'm going to take you back to Gann Land unless you want to ride the river down to the Alabama Mtns. No thanks, I want to get back to Tawby, he's gonna teach me how to blast my Frass, I wanna turn into a Sphinx and go help the KatawbaWormz. LOL! You ended up on the wrong tree but at the right time, little dude! Were gonna get you around Mullins Cove and back to Gann Land in four moons. How? First we can climb this cool willow tree, once on top we can jump onto the river barge and make the ride upstream to Lookout Mtn and get you back to Gann Land. Crawl your little rump up on my back and make sure you that you leave all of that frass on the leaf! One thing for sure, you catalpa worms sure can fling a little frass. Yeah, when I get my stripes I'll be blasting my frass just like Tawby. That's right GreenHornz! And, when your time comes, you will be able to blast Frass like Gerbo Gann. Who is Gerbo Gann? You mean to tell me that your a catalpa worm and you do not know Gerbo Gann? This is my first week on the leaf, Big Dude! Little Dude, he is the fastest Sphinx in the Eco-System! If you want to hang out with the Big Katz, you gotta learn to frass on the tall trees. We are going to help you on this great journey through the leaves so hold on little dude. Thanks, LaMoodeemore! LaMuleDaMor, my name is LaMuleDaMor. So, how did you end up covered with frass? Tawby covered me good when I called him Fat One. I had to play hide and seek in a large pile of poop! The next thing I know, I'm captive to a blue bird. I guess I got lucky when I landed in your web, thanks for taking me back to Gann Land. When I get my stripes I'm going to get Tawby back with a little frass blasting of my own. (After two moons of crawling, climbing, free-falling, floating and one train ride Tawby reaches the valley.....) Look GreenHornz, it's Tawby! Tawby, what happened to you? Ol Hermon decided to do a little fishing this morning and I made it into the tub. Well, remind me to stay out of that tub because you are one messy catalpa and your frass pack is missing. Yeah, but I landed a 14 lb trout and that is the new record on the leaf! Tawby is The Worm, Tawby is the Worm, Tawby is the Worm shouted the Frass Force! What's a trout said GreenHornz? Lol- You'll find out soon enough Green One. Well GreenHornz, the next time I see you, if you make it, you will have your strips. Hang out with Lance now, he will show you the ropes until I cycle again. You dudes go ahead and call the Pooper Scoopers, another frass flinging adventure comes to an end for me. I'll see you dudes in a few moons! Away goes Tawby!
TawbyWorm and GreenHornz have a Frass Blasting Contest!
It looks like we have about 40 more leaves to climb before we get to the top. This sure is fun Tawby, thanks for playing with me. Being with you is the greatest joy I have on the leaf GreenHornz, it's my pleasure. Not too far now! Okay GreenHornz, you make the rules this time. Okay, let's aim for the hood of that old Chevy truck. We fling 4 pellets per shot and the frass must remain on the hood to score a point. First one to 16! I taught you well GreenHornz, that is my favorite game. We should get two points if it lands on the windshield wiper. That's fine by me smiled GreenHornz! As a matter of fact, let's get three points for landing one on the door handle. Okay little feller let's get ready to Fling some Frass. Wow, this is the most exciting game I've played on the leaf, shouted GreenHornz. Hold on GreenHornz! Look! Here comes Nanny Gann, she is getting in the truck. You've got to be kidding me shouted, GreenHornz! Well, it looks like we will have to take a rain check on that round. I know what we can do Tawby, let's see who can eat the most leaves without pooping. Do you remember what happened the last time we did this? Yes, that is why I want to do it again. Well junior start eating those leaves, let's do it! Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp
Early one spring morning Hermon's alarm clock started ringing. Time to go fishing! Ol Hermon eagerly hopped out of bed, and after stretching, grabbed his fishing pole and headed out the door. Around the same time, Kelsey Poo Poo and Carla Catawba decided to have another Frass Flinging adventure! Hermon stepped out side and took a deep breath of the fresh spring air. With his fishing pole in his hand, all Hermon needed now was a few handfuls of Nanny's prize catalpas. He walked down the hill a bit and then over to the barn and propped his fishing pole on the branch of a catalpa tree.
"C'mon GreenHornz" said Tawby! Were going fishing! This is our big chance to spend a day off the leaf and if were lucky set the record for landing the biggest fish. Huh! "What's a fish" said GreenHornz. Let's just say a bad day fishing is better than a good day in the Nest! Hey Lance, what's up cuz, you going for another record? Yep! I'm going for a 100 lb catfish! Cool! Well my fellow frass flingers, said Tawby, we better hurry, it's about 70 leaves to the bottom. On three we jump for Hermon's tub. One, two, th---"wait" shouted GreenHornz! That is a long way down! Are you sure you want to go fishing? Crawl up on my back GreenHornz and hold on! Okay, Tawby I have a good hold! Ready Lance? Yep! One, two, th---"wait" shouted GreenHornz! I'm scared! It's ok little feller, you'll get a few bumps and scratches along the way! I think you'll have a blast! You can earn a stripe if your able to launch a little Frass Gas during the flight. Tawby can really light it up on the way down! Ready Lance? Yep! Okay, three! "It's a long way to the bottom" screamed GreenHornz-----Whoaaaa-Crash!!! Tawby, you alright? Never better! Look! I have a strip! I have a strip! Look Tawby! Let's skip fishing and do that again! I have a strip! Well now, look at you, a frass flinger for sure! C'mon junior, bouncing off of that last leaf kept us from landing in the tub. Crawl back on, we have to hurry. Hey Tawby, your pretty fast! Giddy up boy! YeHawww, GreenHornz has a strip! GreenHornz has a strip! Look Tawby! Lance made it in the tub! I'm glad you made it in the tub shouted GreenHornz, we're on our way. Look Lance, I got my first strip! That is awesone GreenHornz, congrats to you little dude! You'll be blasting your frass before you know it! You fellers better hurry up cause Hermon is coming this way! Almost there GreenHornz! YeHawww declared GreenHornz, all the way to the inside of the tub. "This fishing stuff is real fun" said GreenHornz! Why are we in this tub! Because were gonna catch a big fat catfish for Hermon. He's our Tawby Farmer! He works on the trees all of the time and he even catches some of the Parastoidz. It is a great honor to land a record fish for him. ...hours later....on the river! Were gonna catch a big one! Were gonna catch a big one! tbc......
....look Tawby, I got another stripe! Are you planning a remodeling project? Let us provide you with a quote.
C'mon Tawby! Let's fill that Tawby Tub up, it's been three moons, said Lance. Why is it called the Tawby Tub asked GreenHornz? Cause Tawby holds the record for the biggest catfish! Dude, said Tawby, my buttocks are almost as dry as this leaf! There ain't gonna be no Frass Blasting 101 going on round here if we don't get some rain soon! Yeah, I know! The leaves are already turning yeller. Hey Tawby, said GreenHornz, I cant swallow, the leaves are hard and I can't poop! Well Cuz! Looks like we'll have to wait another moon or two to fill that "TAWBY" tub. We gotta make our way across the hardball and get down to burnt mill creek tonight! What's burnt mill creek shouted GreenHornz? It's time to wake the Frass Force, sound that alert Cuz. Frass-Con Alert! Frass-Con Alert! G' Morning my fellow Frass Flingers! Howdeeeee! I do regret to announce that we will be leaving the tree! Word on the leaf is not good! Most of us must crawl immediately. If we don't make it to the leaves in 4 moons then this Frass Blasting adventure will be over for at least 728 moons. That's a long time to be out of the tree said GreenHornz. All Frass Blasterz, shouted Tawby, with more than 8 stripes must cling to the leaf, the rest of you are headed to Gunter's Mtn. We will find some trees that are planted close to the river banks! Good luck Frass Blasterz! Ready Lance? Yep! THREE, JUMP screamed Tawby! Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww! ...on the ground...Hey Cuz, everybody okay! Were good! Time to show the little feller how to ride the Frass Flapperz. What's the Frass Flapperz Lance? You'll see soon enough little dude and I got your back again on this one. Well Cuz, if were going down for a few hundred moons we might as well go down in style said Lance! Yeah, we are the coolest dudes on the leaf! Time to do a little surfing, Tawby style! What's surfing said GreenHornz? ...after hours of crawling and a few hundred questions from GreenHornz, the Frass Force reaches the hardball that separates them from the creek...Well, fellow Flingerz, we'll be a permanent fixture on the highway if we cross in this heat. We best wait till sun-down when it cools off...hours later...C'mon Flingerz, let's crawl...Are we there yet said Tawby? Lol! Wow said GreenHornz, this tree is much bigger than our tree. C'mon fellers, let's get up this tree as fast possible and keep your eyes out for those Wiltz, they inhabit these kind of trees. I was hoping to avoid a little combat on the leaf tonight. Surprise! shouted the Gypsy Queen! Hi Tawby! Word on the leaf gets around pretty quick, we've been expecting you Flingerz. Do you mind if we carve a few frass flappers out of the leaves on the overhanging limbs? Tawby, you and the boys carve away. Thanks G! Gotta crawl now. Why are we crawling on this kind of tree Tawby? This is called an Oak tree GreenHornz! We're going to crawl out on that limb that stretches over the water. Once there, we chew out a frass flapper from the leaf and drop down to the creek. Then, surfs up little dude! Fellow Flingerz, partner up with somebody and don't let go of that leaf! The creek will take us down to the Tennessee River, from there we should have a clear shot to the Alabama Mountain and all of the candy you can eat GreenHornz! Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww! Chomp! Chomp! Spit! Chomp! Chomp! Spit! Chomp! Chomp! Spit! (Go Tawby! Go Tawby! Hey! Hey! Go Tawby, saig G!)...Check out my new ride little dude! What ya going to do with that, said GreenHornz? Hey fellow Flingerz, think I'll catch a few tubes on this or what, said Tawby? 4,3, Chomp! Chomp! 2,1 Spit! Later Dudes! Chomp! Yehaaaaawwwwwwwww. -------SPLASH---------Let's go Lance, cmon, Tawby's gone!---Ah, Lance, I hate to ask another question but what is Tawby doing? He's surfing little feller! Cool! Chomp! Chomp! Spit! I wanna be able to surf like Tawby, cmon Lance, lets go! Chomp! Chomp! Spit! Chomp! What's taking so long, cmon Lan--whoa-------SPLASH---minutes later, now where is that little dude? tbc
Hey GreenHornz, did I tell you about the time Lance and I floated down the Mississippi River? No Tawby, what happened? It was around 1400 moons ago; and it rained for a solid two weeks. That's good and bad! It keeps a lot of the Parastoidz away but that wind can land you from here to New York City. One year Lance and I got swept straight up the Applications and....Hey Tawby, thought you were gonna tell me about the Milisippi. It's Mississippi! Okay, impatient one, but Gerbo Gann was in New York! No Frass! C'mon Tawby, please, please, pretty please with catalpa leaf on top, tell me what happened in New York! Okay, since ya put it that way little feller! ...It was our last cycle for that year and after eating for a solid 8 days we were some fat catalpas and we had enough frass in our packs to last a good 4 days, lol. We knew we were going to lose some Flingerz from the tree that day because the winds were whirling something fierce, we just didn't realize how many! We were clinging for the cycle little dude! Lance and I paired up on the same leaf and once that twig snapped we rode that leaf at least 15,000' in the air! We ended up landing on the top of a caboose somewhere around Virginia! Not a leaf was left on the tree after the winds whirled through the Valley that year and it took us over 900 moons to get back to the tree! Gerbo Gann made over 4 million flights the following year to re-populate the Frass Force in the lower states but our losses were tremendous. There was a time little feller when we had enough Sphinx in the Eco-System to retrieve little fellers from here to Texas in only a few days. But that day is long gone! You cling up tight and keep munching on that leaf little feller! Hey Cuz, how's it flinging? LOL! Flinging like a million barrells a day dude, lol...You dudes ready for a little Frass Blasting "Tawby Style"? FRASSCON ALERT shouted Lance! Howwwwwwdeeeeeeeee! Ready Tawby? Yep! THREE, JUMP shouted Lance! Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww! ...on the ground...Hey Cuz, everybody okay! Were good said Lance and I've jumped out of that tree a million times! I can't wait to get my wings again! What happened in U nork, asked GreenHornz? Tawby spoke up, it's New York GreenHornz and you'll have to catch that story in a few more moons little dude...It's Frass Blasting time; Tawby Style, lol... "LOOK" Is that what I think it is Tawby? Well, I'll be a Tawby's turtle, it is! Well! C'mon guys, do I have to ask the question? What is a Tawby's turtle spouted GreenHornz? Sorry little dude but you'll have to figure that one out on your own, lol, said Lance. C'mon dudes, let's follow the turtle twax down to the pond and catch a few tubes on the old hard tops, lol...What's across the pond and what are turtle twax and what's a hard top? Shhhh! I'd say the tide is right tonight. Hours later...Hmmm, wonder where that little feller ended up this time?
TawbyWorm and GreenHornz have a Frass Blasting Contest! Again...
Hey Cuz! Let's have a frass blasting contest, let's see who can flip the most frass in the Tawby Tub. The shot has to bank off of the side of the barn, said Lance! Dude, I lost enough frass fighting the Whisperz to last a couple of moons, I gotta get some more frass or I'm Ant meat, said Tawby! Two moons later! Much better Tawby, how many leaves did you eat dude? Let's just say, I'm ready for a little frass blasting tonight! You ready said Tawby? Yep, I'm ready Cuz! How bout you GreenHornz? I was born ready! Time to earn your stripes little dude, said Tawby! Wake up the Frass Force Cuz, cause we ain't banking frass pellets off the barn tonight. You can fill that Tawby Tub up in a few more moons! We be going down to the volcano's to spread a little Frass and Frass Gas! It's time for a little Frass Blasting 101-Tawby Style! Sound the Alert Lance! Frass-Con Alert! Frass-Con Alert! What is Tawby Style shouted GreenHornz! Sorry little dude but you gotta see this to believe it. G' Evening my fellow Frass Flingers! Everybody say hi to GreenHornz! HOWDEEEEEEEE------------------ replied the Frass Force! Tonight is the little feller's first crawl to the volcano's so let's make sure he gets in on the action, said Tawby! Lance shouted, I got ya back little dude! What are we going to do, said GreenHornz! Ready Lance? Yep! THREE, JUMP screamed Tawby! Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww! ...on the ground...Hey Cuz, everybody okay! Were good! C'mon my feller Flingerz, we gotta crawl across the garden to get to the volcano's. What's a valcano said GreenHornz? Lance, you wanna let him in on this one? Alright little dude, here's the scoop...The volcano's are where the picnic ants sleep. So, I guess you could say that this is kinda like an ambush. What's an ambush? Boy, you are green, ain't you? An ambush is a surprise attack? What's a surprise said GreenHornz? Tawby spoke up and said that little flinger can ask a million questions in one moon! Okay, no more questions from GreenHornz on this one, he's gotta see it to believe it. Okay everybody, were almost there. Alright, little feller, I said I had your back on this one so crawl on up here. I'm up Lance! Now listen up GreenHornz, we only get one shot at this so you have to move fast and blast all of your Frass and Frass Gas at the same time. As soon as you do, follow the flinger in front of you and go as fast as you can back to the tree. I'll be blasting a lot more frass than you so I will catch up to you shortly. Okay Lance, what are we blasting our frass at? We're filling up the volcano's little dude! What a game declared GreenHornz! Life on the leaf can be a blast can't it Lance? Yep, it's definitely a blast, a Frass Blast! This will keep the picnic ants off of the trees for at least one moon. Come morning, the volcano's will be as hard as a rock! So, this is Frass Blasting Tawby Style, this game FLINGS Tawby, shouted GreenHornz! Go Tawby, Go Tawby, Hey! Hey! Go Tawby! Go Tawby, Go Tawby, Hey! Hey! Go Tawby! Dude, Tawby is reaking, BLAST it Cuz! Go Tawby! Go Tawby, Hey! Hey! Go Tawby!
Now that's a little frass blasting: Tawby Style!